Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

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